Let’s Use Forks!

I think that the invention of forks is a really amazing invention. You can pick up anything with forks and even cut things with them, which is why I think that mankind should do away with all other dining utensils, such as spoons, knives, and chopsticks, and just use forks. Now, the first thought that goes through anybody’s mind whenever I bring this up is, well what about soup? You can’t pick up liquid with a fork. Which is why we have hands. A fork is there to pick up all the meat and vegetables in the soup, and hands are there to pick up the bowl and drink all the liquid. No utensils needed for that.

Reasons spoons are not as good as forks:

1. You can’t jab a spoon into something in order to pick it up

2. You can’t cut very easily with a spoon

3. A spoon is just not as good as a fork

Reasons knives are not as good as forks:

1. You can’t scoop things up with a knife very easily

2. A knife can only cut things

3. A knife is just not as good as a fork

Reasons chopsticks are not as good as forks:

1. They’re called chopsticks, yet it is impossible to chop anything with them

2. They cannot scoop up any food

3. You have to have two chopsticks in order for them to work, having a single chopstick is useless

4.They can be difficult to hold and pick up things

5. Chopsticks are just not as good as forks

Reasons why forks are the best eating utensils, and, therefore, should be the only one used:

1.  They are easy to hold

2. They have prongs that can be jabbed into food items very easily

3. They have a thin edge that makes cutting foods very easy

4. They can scoop up everything, except for thin liquids

Forks are just the best!

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